A Caddy? No Thanks

I have always hated television ads. Always. The more sophisticated the lie, the angrier I tend to get.

I suspect that, secretly, I’m embarrassed by my own gullibility–I actually purchased Sham-Wows several years ago. You remember Sham-Wows; a really unattractive man with a funny haircut talking a mile-a-minute about how his product could suck up 100 times its weight in water? They would save me thousands of dollars by replacing the single roll of paper towels I use up every week? Yes, those Sham-Wows.

Anyway. I found a recent Cadillac ad run during the Olympics to be particularly offensive and stupid, leaving me wondering who in the world would be taken in by the assumptions made.

You may have seen it. Good-looking grey-haired man in early middle-age is strolling through his (fabulous) home, tousling the hair of his attractive if androgynous offspring. He lectures as he walks, telling us why the American work ethics trumps all others, and informs us that other nations take all of the month of August off! Holy cow! How lazy and indolent can you get? Also, Americans got to the moon by not taking the month of August off, and left the moon because they got bored.

Me, I’m thinking this guy is a moron, a handsome moron, mind you, not only sadly uninformed about things like NASA budget cuts, but obviously ignorant of the recent research that shows the American work ethic:
1. has changed drastically in the past few years, and sadly, not for the better;
2. is generally not that healthy physically or emotionally, and
3. is considered by the majority of workers to be generally unrewarding.

After his chauvinistic soliloquy, the guy climbs into a Cadillac–his reward, I assume, for being incredibly ill-informed.

A Caddy? Really? That’s what we should aspire to for not taking vacation? Personally, were I a full-of-bucks executive making a half-a-mil-or-so a year, as the ad would like us to believe this particular guy is, I’d buy something better than a Caddy, a car that right now looks sort of like a luxury Toyota with fatter tires and better interior lighting. Give me an Aston-Martin, a high-end Mercedes, a Maserati, something with a little class and not completely mass-manufactured\, something with good resale value that will not lose 30 percent of its worth when driven off the lot;

Unless the guy is planning to buy a collection of white shoes and move to Florida. I suppose that’s a possibility.

I have a feeling this ad will backfire. It stupidly insults other cultures, talks down to potential buyers, misstates facts, and allows a glimpse at the type of smug and condescending American truly not much liked the world over

A Cadillac. Sheesh.

About epiphanettes

Writer, songcrafter, possibly the best French pedal steel guitarist in Virginia.
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